Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Warts of Fame

Something's more wrong than Dick Cheney in a thong
The story this time's not The Onion's
Yet headlines are shamelessly feeding the world
The scoop on a famous one's bunions.

Their kids are stalked as viewers gawk,
Their wardrobes analyzed.
Why can't we leave well-to-do alone?
They only seem immortalized.

Continue to treat them like pieces of meat
Keep relishing each hot juicy jab
And be part of the reason each one spends a season
Recovering their wits in rehab.

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