Thursday, January 14, 2010

The Phobialiscous Poem

Triskaidekaphobia?
I can't stand THIRTEEN
Catoptrophobia?
I can't look at me.
Chaetophobia?
All my friends wax.
Cibophobia?
I don't like to eat snacks.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
AAAAAh! What'd I just WRITE?!?
Selenophobia?
I stay in at night
Ommetaphobia?
Please, shut your eyes.
Ostraconophobia?
Clams, I despise.
Sophophobia?
I don't want to know.
Stasibasiphobia?
I'll run where I go.
Hypnophobia?
I won't go to bed.
Anablephobia?
I shan't tilt my head.
Eleutherophobia?
Please put me in jail.
Heliophobia?
I know I look pale.
Geniophobia?
No!  Not a dimple!
Cibophobia?
Eating's not simple.
Barophobia?
Stop holding me down!
Geliophobia?
I have a comfortable frown.


Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia has got to be the most ironic word in the English language :-) .

Thanks. . .

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